Cochin City described

 

*Cochin City described*:

1.  *Fort Kochi*

So artsy and hip that even the mosquitoes there wear linen shirts and sip on cold brew. Locals walk like they're in a Wes Anderson film, and tourists act like they discovered it first.

2.  *Kakkanad*

Where everyone claims to work in IT but nobody can explain what exactly they do. And the traffic? Enough to make you question your life choices... while aging visibly in the auto queue.

3.  *Edappally*

The place where Lulu Mall is the only personality trait. You came for groceries and left 3 hours later with a sofa, a piercing, and an existential crisis.

4.  *Panampilly Nagar*

Every building is a café. Even the dog grooming center has latte art. Everyone here dresses like they're attending Milan Fashion Week, even if they're just buying milk.

5.  *Aluva*

Only known for the airport and river. If you tell someone you're from Aluva, they immediately ask how close you live to the airport. That's your entire identity.

6.  *Kaloor*

Has a stadium, but good luck finding a match that starts on time or finding parking without developing high blood pressure.

7.  *Vytilla*

Basically the Bermuda Triangle of Cochin traffic.

Once you enter the Vytilla junction, you never come out the same.

8.  *Thevara*

Feels like someone tried to make it posh but got distracted halfway. One side has mansions, the other side has potholes deeper than your ex's emotional issues.

9.  *Tripunithura*

Still living in its royal past. Residents act like they have a personal connection with the Kochi Maharaja, even if their current kingdom is a 2BHK with peeling paint.

10.  *Marine Drive*

The official hangout spot for couples who think holding hands in public is rebellion. Also, where dreams of early morning walks go to die due to the stink of the backwaters.